Home Page Archive for April 2010

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The Dead are rising and feasting on the living

April 30, 2010

Song of the Day:
The Mad Capsule Markets - Let it Rip



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Part 3

ZOMBIES!

Zombies have been a staple in Horror Cinema since George Romero’s
Night of the Living Dead in 1968.
N.O.T.L.D. set the standards and rules for all Zombie movies since.
Now, unlike Aliens and Vampires, I feel there is only one rule when it comes to Zombies
that the media has to follow in order to call it a Zombie Book, Movie, etc.

ZOMBIES ARE THE DEAD COME BACK TO LIFE AND THEY HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH.

It’s really simple. If someone dies then comes back to life and wants
to eat brains, they are a Zombie.
If they don’t die, they are just an Infected Human.
That doesn’t mean they suck, it just means they aren’t a real Zombie.
I don’t care if the Zombies run or crawl.
I don’t care if a virus killed them or if it was space dust.
I only care if they are dead and that they want to eat you.

Some of my Favorites:

The Original Night of the Living Dead, 1968:
Classic which all other Zombie flicks should be measured against.


Lucio Fulci’s Zombie (Zombi 2), 1979:
A great Zombie movie with the gore amped up 1000 fold compared to N.O.T.L.D.


Zombieland:
A great “Zombedy”. Not 100% sure that the Zombies are the
Living Dead, so unless you can prove otherwise, we’re gonna Lump this into the good
Zombie Category.


World War Z:
One of the best Zombie books I have ever read.
It is an oral history of the great Zombie War 5 years after it ended.
Agent X found this gem and I am so glad he did.


One of my least favorites:

28 Weeks Later
This movie is shit. The Original is soooo much better.
And the Zombies are not “True” Zombies.
This movie will make you sick to your stomach.
Not because of gore but because of the crappy shaky hand-held filming style.

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Zombie kids are cute


IT'S A COOK-BOOK!

April 29, 2010

Song of day:
Akira Yamaoka - Sickness Unto Foolish Death

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Part 2:

Aliens


OK, I am sick of seeing alien movies where aliens show up,
attack humanity, battle us to the brink of extinction but at the last minute
we discover something stupid to repel and defeat the would be alien invaders.
Sorry, but i call ... BULLSHIT!
If "Visitors" show up, mankind is pretty much fucked.
Think of humans as Native Americans and the aliens as Christopher Columbus.
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The remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still is such crap.
I doubt that a Mom and her step son could plead with an advanced alien race and get them to change
their minds about decimating mankind at the last possible second.


Independence Day.
A great summer blockbuster movie.
Shallow, lots of explosions but still entertaining.
If a species is advanced enough to blow up all the major cities of Earth in 20 minutes,
chances are we won’t be able to upload a virus into their computer systems.

Signs.
I’m sorry but if aliens show up on Earth one day,
I really doubt that you could hide in your basement and fend them off.
If they can travel the stars, they can knock down an old cellar door.


Close Encounters of Third Kind.
Really?
Aliens like our music?
Really?
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Some other crap alien representations:
Cloverfield, The War of the Worlds with Tom Cruise, The Fourth Kind, Battlefield: Earth, The Forgotten.  
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Some good alien stuff:

The Twilight Zone Episode "To Serve Man"
Aliens show up here...to eat us.
"To Serve Man - It’s a Cook-Book!"

Alien & Aliens:
Much more likely that in the future, we land on some strange world,
find an alien “insect” and get our ass devoured by it.

John Carpenter's The Thing:
Man finds some alien shipped that has been buried under the
Antarctic ice for thousands of years.
After getting exposed to some alien DNA, 
everybody mutates into fucked up monsters and proceeds to kill one another.
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Bottom line, sure we all want Aliens to exist.
But you really don’t want them to show up.
I’m a just a cynical nerd ranting on a low tech website.
Check out what Stephen Hawking, one of the smartest guys on the planet, has to say on the subject:



Tomorrow, part 3:

ZOMBIES


Aliens, Zombies and Vampires....oh my

April 28, 2010

Song of the Day:
MC Chris - OMC

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I'm reading a Vampire Book right now that is pissing me off.
Vampires don't eat tacos with goat's blood on them!
And Vampires don't go out in the sun thanks to sunscreen.
WTF ?!?!

I feel that Vampires have not been depicted properly in the media lately.
And it’s more than just Vampires.
Aliens and Zombies are being portrayed in the wrong light too.
So, we here at ihatepeacocks.com are going to make a series of declarations
in an effort to set the record straight.

Part 1

Vampires:

Vampires DO NOT go out in Sunlight.  Vampires DO NOT wear sunscreen.
Vampires DO NOT need to use guns, they use fangs.
Vampires DO NOT Sparkle.
Vampires consume Human Blood. Any Vampire that chooses to live off of animal blood only, is a pussy.
Vampires are DEAD meaning no beating heart, they do not breath, they don't get winded. 
Vampires are immortal and things like HIV or bullets have no effect on them.
Vampires have super strength, super speed, pale skin and fangs.

The only things that can kill a vampire:
Stake/Spike thru the heart, chop their head off or the Sun.
That’s it.

Optional Vampire lore that is acceptable but kind of cheesy:
The Power of flight, the ability to turn into a bat or wolf,
no reflection in mirrors, can’t come in unless invited,
and being allergic to silver.
Anything else is too much.

Good Vampire representation:
True Blood - Let the Right One In - Bela Lugosi as Dracula -

Shitty Vampire representation:
The Twilight Saga - The Underworld Films - From Dusk till Dawn

Two of the Best Vampire Representations:
Anne Rice's "Interview with a Vampire"
and "The Vampire Lestat"

Tomorrow we will set the record straight on Aliens followed by Zombies.



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Agent X sent this over.
This is what we call effective advertising.

 

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FACT: Kevin Costner's Postman really does suck

April 27, 2010

Song of the Day:
The Jesus and Mary Chain - Head On


Classic Tune

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Over the next 6 weeks, we've got some concerts to go to

Flogging Molly (x2)

Fear Factory

Mc Chris

Iron Maiden

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I watched "The Postman" last night.
Tried as I might, I could not find anything good about this movie.
The Official ihatepeacocks.com verdict on Kevin Costner's "The Postman"

SHIT

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Click it

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Stand up for your fellow human being

April 26, 2010

Song of the Day:
Mogwai - Auto Rock

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This shit makes me sick

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

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A Weekend of blur, painting, cheese curds, and all for naught

April 24-25, 2010

Too busy to post anything of substance.
So listen to these tunes.

Darren Emerson - H2O (Original)

Aphex Twin - Windowlicker

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MATH:
If it were easy, it would be your mom.

April 23, 2010

Song of the Day:
The Misfits - Devil's Whorehouse

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Zombies hate Fast Food


Thanks to Agent X on this one

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South Park's Episodes "200" & "201"
are fucking sweet ass sweet funny-fuck!
I won't spolier it, but just wait for the "Head Ginger".

The Controversy these episodes have stirred up is not so funny.
An Islamic Extremist group has made Death Threats against Trey Parker and Matt Stone.
Here’s some advice folks…………..chill the fuck out.

John Stewart defends Trey Parker and Matt Stone

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
South Park Death Threats
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party


Earth Day: Go Green with The Space Smurfs

April 22, 2010

Song of the Day:
Bob Dylan - The Times They Are A Changing

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It's Earth Day.
In the spirit of "going green", Avatar was released on DVD today.
I find it funny that the highest grossing movie of all time is being released on DVD today.
You have to figure that it will become one of the highest selling DVDs ever.
DVDs are not biodegradable.
So if you think about it, all of those Avatar discs will be here celebrating Earth Day
long after mankind disappears off the face of the Earth.

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So here is my tribute to people going green today and getting back to nature.
Happy Earth Day!






Best way to get rid of hippies, play some Slayer

April 21, 2010

Song of the Day:
Slayer - Raining Blood (Live)

Jeff Hanneman, Tom Araya and Kerry King
are the best 1,2,3 punch in all of metal.

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If you are a TRON fan, you need this shirt & hoodie.
"My other ride is a Light Cycle"



   

By the way, it glows in the dark!

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We love Rachel Maddow here at ihatepeacocks.com
She has a Ph.D. from Oxford, she wears the coolest glasses,

and she is at the top of my list of "News People I want to Drink with".

Take this clip is from the Rachel Maddow show last night.
Who else would report on something like this:

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

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Speaking of "News Shows" and people we like here at ihatepeacocks.com,
check this out.
The video speaks for itself.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Bernie Goldberg Fires Back
www.thedailyshow.com
Daily Show Full EpisodesPolitical HumorTea Party


Looking for something cool to write that doesn't

involve a Pot reference ..... ahh damn it!

April 20, 2010

Song of the Day:
DJ Lobsterdust - It's fun to smoke dust

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Boom Boom Ash, I like the Pretty Dirty Lights

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LaughingMan Catcher in the Rye by ~TryAgainBeats on deviantART

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This site is growing more powerful:


StarFest 2010 part 3 and Doctor Who Season 5

April 19, 2010

Song of the Day:
The Mad Capsule Markets - Fly High

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The Us section of our Starfest 2010 page has been updated.
Click and check out pictures of us acting like.....um, us.

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The New Doctor Who.
Doctor Who Season 5 kicked off on the BBC America Saturday Night.
What did you think?
I watched it and thought ......it wasn't too bad.
Doctor Who 11 has some big shoes to fill. But I think he can pull it off.
He may never be as good as David Tennant, but I think he'll turn out to be a good Doctor Who.
The upcoming episodes look great.
The Return of River Song, The Weeping Angels are back, and Daleks!




StarFest 2010 part 2

April 18, 2010

Check out the StarFest page for
what we have posted so far.

Click the pics to see Saturday

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Click the pics to see Friday

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Song of the Day:
MC Chris - Nrrrd Grrrl


StarFest 2010 part 1

April 17, 2010

I have TONS of pictures to post.
I got home at 10 pm, then watched the New Doctor Who.
I am just going to post a few choice pics for now and post the bulk tomorrow.
Be sure to check the StarFest 2010 page and the Girls of StarFest tomorrow!!











Tonight begins StarFest 2010

April 16, 2010

Song of the Day:
The Crystal Method - High Roller

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I am really looking forward to StarFest this weekend.
Hope to meet some fans, check out some new stuff, see some great costumes, take lots of pics,  
and drop some dough in the dealer's room.
So here's to all things Sci-Fi, Anime and Horror:

Attack of the Random - NERDBOMB!

















Time to give the Devil his due and hide your porn

April 15, 2010

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Happy Tax Day
and
Happy Birthday to TomTom Cleveland!

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Song of the day:
John Williams/Darth Maul - Duel of the Fates

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They are going to take your porn and hide it in a Mountain!!!


Congress Announces Plan To Hide Nation's Porn From Future Generations

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Tomorrow night StarFest 2010 begins.
We will be there, talking to fans and taking pics.
Be sure to check out the StarFest 2010 page starting Sunday for pics & posts from the Convention.
Click here to check out the pics from StarFest 2009.

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This picture creeps me out so much, I love it.

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As long as the Japanese & other Whaling countries
 treat Whales like this:

I think Whales should treat humans like this:

(Mmmm Humans...nom nom nom nom nom)

Here's looking at you kids



"I didn't buy that honey, I won it at a fairly low price."

April 14, 2010

Song of the Day:
Scissor Sisters - I Can't Decide

(This one goes out to Dustin,
who I contemplated killing all day)

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I just got Season 13 of South Park on DVD yesterday, much to the dismay of my wife.
Good Stuff for a low price.
Speaking of South Park, the 200th Episode is on tonight!

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The picture below is funny.
And it has started a major Geek War, which I lost.
But it has also spawned 2 new websites

thedroidswearelookingfor.com

&

heisasclumsyasheisstupid.com

more on these soon......

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Agent X posted a new blog today.
Go check it out!

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Random Star Wars funny



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I don't want to live in the Brave New World

April 13, 2010

Songs of the Day: Suburbia Medley
DI - Richard Hung Himself & The Vandals - The Legend of Pat Brown

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Time to get some new books.
Here are just a couple of books on my reading list this month:

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Rest in Peace Mary's Lake Campground.
We will miss you.




[Insert Something Nerdy about Doctor Who here]

April 12, 2010

Song of the Day:
Rotersand - Exterminate Annihilate Destroy

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One of my favorite moments from The New Doctor Who, Series 3

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This is Jo, one of the Third Doctor's Companions, with a Dalek circa 1972:



Tax the Poor so the Rich eat the best

April 11, 2010

Song of the Day:
Ministry - Rio Grande Blood (LIVE in 2006)

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DJ Jesus gots mad skills that pays the bills

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We knew that this news was new to you too

April 10, 2010

Song of the day:
The Cult - Coming Down (Drug Tongue)

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Video of the Day:

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NEWS

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Big Boom:

Polish president, 96 others killed in jet crash:

This is older, but the lesson still holds true:

Vactican City is quickly on its way to becoming the captial of Pedophilia. 
What's next, is NAMBLA going to offer the Pope a Job?

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Here's some TRON goodies:



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Shits & Giggles

April 9, 2010

Song of the Day:
Traci Lords - Control (Juno Reactor Instrumental)

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R.I.P. Malcolm Mclaren

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Here is a new song for you ears.
This is a live mix I made of on the fly with my MC-303 & laptop.
Listen or download and enjoy.




Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

April 8, 2010

Song of the Day:
The Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch


These lyrics ring so true:

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time" you'll Lovett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"

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It's a TRAP!
Read here then click the pic:

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Watch the Newest Episode of South Park
"You have Zero Friends"
It's Facebook meets TRON.

Wanna Download the new TRON Legacy Trailer.
Click
here
Wanna download the picture below as wallpaper, then click it

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What a tangled web we weave when we first practice to deceive

April 7, 2010

Man, my shit has been behind.
So suck on these over due updates!

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Song of the Day:
Placebo's cover of
Nik Kershaw's "Wouldn't it be Good"

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Check out the Doctor Who countdown to Season 5
at the bottom of the page.

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Wanna see something fucking weird.
I got this from "John Dies at the End" 's Facebook page.
Click
this then Look up at the sky (you can grab and rotate the image with your mouse).

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This picture is the gateway to another dimension.
Just go down that tunnel and...wait.
Is Kirk holding a Cock?
What the fuck?

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Besides the Kirk Cock up there, this is the funniest picture I have seen in the past few days.

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April showers bring wet grass, but it still hasn't rained yet

April 6, 2010

Song of the Day:
Slipknot - Before I forget


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Peep at Steve.com has been updated with some new sick-ass pictures.
Click the pic to check it out.

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Tribal Technology

April 5, 2010

Attack of Max Cavalera


   

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This is Tribal Technology

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Happy Easter or Zombie Jesus Day

April 4, 2010

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Listen to NIN's "Head Like A Hole" and everytime Trent Reznor says "God Money"
replace it in your head with "Easter Bunny".
Makes for a much funnier song.


Frank is the Ultimate Easter Bunny.

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Saturday

April 3, 2010

Song of the Day:
Lamb of God - Set to Fail

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This is a nice perch.


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You know I must be crazy

April 2, 2010

Song of the Day:
My Life With The Thrill Kill Kult - Devil Does Drugs

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Leftovers:

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April Fools Day and I can't think of anything funny...it figures.

April 1, 2010

Happy April Fool's Day Mother Fuckers

Attack of the Random