December 2009 Archive


Everything must come to an end

December 31, 2009

And so ends 2009. Tomorrow brings a new year.
Tonight is a Blue Moon. Very Rare on New Year's Eve.
So as I looked back on this past year and my New Dominion,
I thought it good.
Here is some funny to end your year:

Yep, I hate those blue birds

December 30, 2009

Click the pic for the new "I Hate All Things peacock" section.

Nothing to do, nowhere to go...

December 29, 2009

Boring day.
Didn't have anything cool to post.
Nothing really cool happened anyway.
So, take this.

All Work and No Play Make Jason a Dull Boy

December 28, 2009

All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.

All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
All work and no play make Jason a dull boy.
Back to work, officially, today.
I have been on vacation since 12/17/09,
but I have gone in or have been called for help every day with the exception of 3.
Time Off, Vacation Day, PTO - these are all dirty words in corporate America.

Went to see the new Sherlock Holmes last night at Kimball's.
(Which, by the way, is still the best theater in town!
I have seen 2 movies there in the past 6 days.
The previous being The Fantastic Mr. Fox)

A good movie that is certainly worth the price of the ticket.
A tad bit over the top at times.
Biggest draw back was trying to understand what the hell Robert Downey Jr. was trying to say.
He does a piss poor British accent.
Jude Law was great though. Nice to see him in a role where he isn't supposed to be the pretty boy.

Sneak Peak of my
"2009 I hate all things peacock"

It's such a shame she is so beautiful. On the bright side, there is a peacock some where with a bald ass.

Outer Space is the Place where the sky is made of lace

December 27, 2009

Still riding high from "Doctor Who: The End of Time Part One".
It's got me in a Real Life Sci-Fi mood.
So, look at all of the gooides I found on my real science quest.

Hubble Pics

Mercury passes by our Sun


Coming Soon
All things peacock I hate!

Time Lords, UFOs and Carla Gugino - Oh my!

December 26, 2009

Tonight on BBC America at 7pm MST is the US Premier of
"Doctor Who: The End of Time part 1"
David Tennant's time as The Doctor is almost up.

I watched a cool, although sketchy documentary on
Hangar 18: The UFO Warehouse
at Wright Patterson AFB.
I'm from Ohio and I have always thought that if aliens existed, they'd live in Dayton, OH.

I asked Santa for a Hot Date with Carla Gugino again.
And same as last year, he didn't come through for me.
(Although, there was a Night at the Museum Marathon on TV. Blue Sweater!)
Oh well, I'll ask him again next year.

Merry Christmas - We're closed!

December 25, 2009

Peacocks: A Colorful Scourge.
Oh and Happy Christmas Eve.

December 24, 2009

See, it's not just me.
Agent X found this on yahoo news:

And here's your Christmas Eve Moments of Zen:

Just a reminder folks, this site is named for a good reason...

December 23, 2009

I really do hate peacocks.
And by default, I hate anything that associates itself with peacocks.
So, just in case you're reading this, Fuck You NBC.
And Fuck this door Sherwin Williams.

No Cassoppus Here

December 22, 2009

My wife tells me I play Mafia Wars too much.
She may be right, but...
I did beat Chuck Norris.

I like Chelsea Handler. She is mostly funny.
And she is pretty. But she will never show her Cassoppus.
So don't get your hopes up if you see her on the cover of let's say.. Playboy.

Brittany Murphy has died and so the Prophecy unfolds...

December 21, 2009

Well, only two years until the end of the world.

And just as the Prophecy has foretold, Brittany Murphy has died.

Now, at the time of this posting, there is no official cause of death.
But if I had to guess what killed her....

The Darkness is coming and He will knock four times

December 20, 2009

Doctor Who: The Waters of Mars
One of the best episodes of all time.
The Doctor broke the rules of time for personal reasons at the end of the episode.
Something the Doctor has never done before.
And now he is going to have to pay the price for breaking the laws of time.
Next week, part one of the End of Time premiers in America.

Next Week:

Voiceless Dragon style, Mimes, The Stuff & the Gone Away War.

December 19, 2009

 After 356 days, I have finally finished The Gone Away World.
It is filled with War, Ninjas, Gong Fu, Mimes, The Stuff, and Go Away bombs.
I could only read 20 pages at a time, if I was lucky.
It is a long and very hard book to get through.
And it is also one of the best books I've ever read.
"Ghost Palm, of the Voiceless Dragon Style, fucker."

Here's some random stuff for you.


Ever wonder what Batman does on his day off?

Suicide Girls are always beautiful. Take Dii here as an example.


I've seen a lot of different Gundams, but this one is the worst.

Dances with Smurfs

December 18, 2009

It really is that good.
I think it is safe to say that it is the best Digital Effects film EVER.
FX - 10 out of 10
Plot - 7 out of 10
Music - 2 out of 10
Best quote: "You're not the only one with a gun, Bitch".

Planets, Photographers, Clowns and Chicks

December 17, 2009

NASA has found a new Alien "Water World".
So naturally, Kevin Costner has started working on a sequel.

Maria Sarkis is one of the best artists out there

I hate Ronald McDonald

Best Samus Costume, EVER

Thanks to Agent OlmTree for the tip about

Shhhhh....don't wake the mouse.

December 16, 2009

Thanks Agent Mulder for taking this pic:

December 15, 2009

This is from " this is why you're ".
The Scotch MegaEgg
20 hard-boiled eggs wrapped in bacon and covered in sausage meat and breading, baked whole.
Click the pic for more disgusting American cuisine.

December 13-14, 2009


To be honest, in my heart of hearts, I am Holden Caulfield.

December 12, 2009

Happy One Year Anniversary to I Hate

 We're back online and bursting with updates.
But before we get to that....
I wanted to add a bunch of new creature features to this site.
I had started to write new code and create fancy feeds and forms and what-not.
But while in the midst of doing all of this, I realized that is just defeats the purpose of this site.
Our intent has always been:
 To bring art, music, movies, funny, our thoughts & views along with other cool shit to you in a ghetto, low tech kind of way.
 Screw all that fancy webernet stuff.
We've made some minor changes. Feel free to poke around.
So, with that being said, we can now get back to the good stuff.
And as always, FUCK PEACOCKS! I hate those stupid fucking birds.

Our friend Majel found this great pic:

New stuff from Mark Jenkins via Wooster Collective:

New Doctor Who for Christmas:

Click the pic for more info on the End of Time.

Song of the Day:

Bat for Lashes - "What's a girl to do"

Clown Jokes are the best Jokes

"I thought what I'd do was,
I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.
That way I wouldn't have to have any goddam stupid useless conversations with anybody."

December 2009

Check out Agent X's new blog.
It's a nice dose of straight forward common sense
with a healthy shot of cynicism to keep you thinking.