DECEMBER 2012

THE ARCHIVE....DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!

Well, another year comes to a close.

December 31, 2012

Click this:

WISHING ALL OF YOU A SAFE AND HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE

Click this to check out some of our best posts from 2012:

I'd walk thru mine fields to make your head rock

December 30, 2012

News you NEED to know

First off, this is down right scary.
Proof that the Banks on Wall Street coordinated the crack down on the Occupy movement
using the FBI and Department of Homeland Security.
There are so many layers of wrong doing here, but to me, it drives one point home:
Occupy Wall Street was right...The 1% are running the show.
Click to read:

WOW.
An inside look at how the Tea Party really works:

(Click here to read more on FreedomWorks and The Tea Party from the Washington Post)

The complete Privatization of Space Exploration is well underway.
So much for exploring space for the betterment of mankind.
Click to read about it from Wired.com:

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Today, my head hurts

December 29, 2012

Me, in the morning, after a night of drinking:

We had a good time last night

It's Caturday

TONIGHT WE DRINK

December 28, 2012

Tonight is the
2012 ihatepeacocks.com drinking with friends festival

It starts like this:

And ends up like this:

I loved the JOHN DIES AT THE END Movie

It took the best parts of the book and streamlined it into a fast paced rad adventure.
It had the right amounts of gore, meat, Korrok, bratwurst, dick jokes and creatures.
It also captured the sick sense of funny from the book.
Nicely done!

Click to see Korrok's Crew:

Take Soy Sauce - Worship Korrok

December 27, 2012

Today's Video Of The Day brought to you by The Roman:

JOHN DIES AT THE END (The Movie) IS AVAILABLE TODAY

Watch it via Video on Demand or From Amazon & iTunes.

I'm a sucker for a good Submarine movie

Phantom
Click the pic for more details:

The Day After Jesus's Birthday also known as Boxing Day

Deember 26, 2012

This is how the Day After Christmas should be spent:

I really enjoyed the 2012 Doctor Who Christmas Special

Happy Christmas and stuff

December 25, 2012

Soon...

December 24, 2012

Metal lost a great guitarist today

December 23, 2012

Click:

Click:

Click to see Mike in Action:

Well, I guess Doctor Who did save us
because we're all still here.

December 22, 2012

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I'm glad the world didn't end, because if it did, we would never have been able to share this with you:

Now we can get back to normal...

Operative X Unleashed

Op X has written an incredible post on Gun Culture & Gun Violence in America.
This may be Op X's best article to date.
But more importantly, he has some genuinely brilliant insights into America's obsession with guns.
PLEASE CLICK TO READ:

IT IS FINALLY HERE.
The End of the World, Third Impact, The Mayan Apocalypse,
Doomsday, Z Day, Judgement Day, The Fall of Man or
just another Friday.

DECEMBER 21, 2012

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"And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men,
and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains

And said to the mountains and rocks,
Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:

For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?"

WAIT A MOMENT...

24 hours till the world ends and all I can think about is
BOOBS

December 20, 2012

It snowed yesterday, so you know what that means....Underworld:

Good Stuff Right Here

First Off, let me just say...I LOVE SCIENCE.
I salute the people behind this study and I thank them because I have found a new calling.
Cancer Prevention Specialist:

Here is a simple internet truth, you don't mess with Captain Sulu.
Click this to see what we mean:

Oh Hells Yeah, I need these:

HOLY BAD ASS SHIRT:

If the world really ended, I think this is how most folks nowadays would react (Click to watch):

This one is equal parts awkward and almost piss your pants funny:

And here is a classic we haven't posted for a while:

This picture confuses me. I want to like it, but I know that it is actually evil....
One thing is for sure, if you click the pic, you will see something so disturbing,
you may never ever recover:

peacocks are evil

ha ha ha

We have such wonderful stuff to share with you and stuff.

December 19, 2012

VIDEO OF THE DAY:

Its got boobs, the word FUCK and lots of meat.

Even Kevin Smith is stoked about seeing JDATE:

Sharing stuff

It is official. ihatepeacocks.com will be at GalaxyFest in February.
We'll have more info for you soon. Check out our FB Page too. In the meantime, click this for the GalaxyFest site:

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Hydrogen Skyline will be playing at the Zodiac on Friday, January 4th, 2013.
The Doors are at 8:30pm and there is only a $3 cover!!!
If you are in Southern Colorado, you should go to this show.
Your ears will thank you:

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I am a fan of Comedian Matt Davis. The dude makes me laugh a lot.
First off, check out his site:


Next, watch him in action and subscribe to him on YouTube:


And click this to watch him OWN a heckler, HE FUCKING DESTROYS HIM!
It is because of this video that I am a fan for life!

And while your at it, go get his album, trust me it's worth it:

Now what else is cool about Matt Davis?
He is kind of a fan of us. He digs our "SOON" memes, so he made one for us.
Click it when you are ready to watch the video that inspired this.
Trust me, you're gonna wanna watch this:

Like a good neighbor...

Bettie Page's breasts and Doctor Who have turned me into
a "Left Wing Extremist".

December 18, 2012

An Oldie but Goldie:

Christmas Cards

Working on a few different Christmas Card ideas to send out to our peeps.
Here is what I've come up with so far...

Or I was thinking something like this:

I found this one on Cracked.com

Stuff

Speaking of Cracked.com, here is a the new article from David Wong:

Here is a collection of "Good Guy Satan" memes.
Click to enlarge:

Here is another incredible Internet Fact about us:

Everyone has their favorite Doctor Who, sure.
But when it comes to The Master, for me, their is only one choice
John Simm

Oh and here is the Ubiquitous Betty Page Picture:

Let's Break This Down

Here is what Right Wing/Christian-Republicans think of ihatepeacocks:

Here is what I think we look like to everyone else on the internet:

But in reality, this is what we look like:

And the beat goes on...

December 17, 2012

20 years ago today:

Happy Monday to all the Working Stiffs out there

The Internets...

Here is some Internet Justice, ANONYMOUS for the win:

(Click this to watch a great video to the Westboro Baptist Church from Anonymous)

Well Done Anonymous, Well Done:

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This is a fact, sort of, click to read more:

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This is your life:

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FACT: The Internet could always use more WALKEN:

Check us out on Facebook

We now return you back to your regular lolz and shit

December 16, 2012

Stuff

Let's make 12/22/2012 DOCTOR WHO DAY:

Here's a fact, everything is better with a lightsaber.
Not as clumsy or random as a blaster; an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

So, looks like we are moving forward on making our Death Star happen:

I can not beat my wife at Samurai Shodown.
After many years, I am 56-794.
We found a new bar last night that has Samurai Shodown 4.
So we battled.
She wiped the floot with my Ukyo ass.
I went 0-4.
She is a DEMON with Charlotte:

Around the Horn

From OlmTreeHomeSted

From The Roman

In case you're in St Louis....DON'T DRINK THE WATER:

From A.S.H. (The Voice of Hydrogen Skyline)

OMG!!! Did you guys hear that North Korea found a Unicorn Lair?!?!
I'd like to thank Hydrogen_Skyline for planting this rock for them to discover.

From Darth Tom

Hope the Rebels are Hungry

From Anakin Stahlwalker

From Operative X

"Oldie but a goodie from the Onion‏"

From Fathership One

lulz

I'm warning you right now, we are gonna rant today...

December 15, 2012

The shooting yesterday was the 8th mass shooting massacre this year alone.
The United States has a problem.
It is addicted to guns.
And like most junkies, it refuses to even acknowledge it has a problem:

OlmTreeHomeSted:
"Would some one please explain to me again why we don't need better gun control in this country.
How exactly is our Right to Bear Arms keeping us safe?"

Naturally after publishing that question, people came out of the blue in defense of GUNS,
using the same stupid fucking arguments "If everyone had guns, there'd be no crime"
or "Other countries that don't have guns are worse off than the US" or "Liberals just want to take our guns away"...
(These are real quotes he recieved in response)

"The problem is that school employees are not allowed to be armed and everyone knows that. These psychos know, going into a school, that there is no one armed, no one who is able to stop them."

"History shows that when the populace has guns removed, the government is then in a position to turn brutal (Check for info regarding Nazi Germany)."

"It is our right. Even if they do end up taking our right away doesn't mean all the senseless shootings will stop. Criminals and just deep down bad people will continue to break the law. I have the right to own a gun to protect myself from those people."

Here is me:

Let me sum this one up:

(Click the pic above to read a great article from MotherJones.com)

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Operative X & The Roman on the subject:

OP X: In case you’re keeping score – because someone always is, nowadays. That’s what we’ve come to:


Op X:
Children.
So – gun control anyone?
What will it take? How many more mass killings need to happen?
It’s not even a punch line anymore. I know I sound like a cause-head. Good.

The Roman:
According to Fox News gun control will not end the mass shooting.
Just ask Australia where in 1996 after a mass shooting gun control laws are put in place. Since then no mass shooting.
Weird how that works.

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Go check out UnderTheMountainBunker for some perspective:

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My Opinion:

With yet another senseless mass shooting massacre in America,
people as usual come out of the woodworks to defend gun rights.
They use bullshit arguments like
“If everyone was armed, things like this wouldn’t happen” or “Gun Laws won’t prevent things like this from happening”.
Guess what people, the proliferation of guns & gun culture in the United States IS THE PROBLEM!!!

You know what, if your first response after a tragedy like this is to defend Guns and the "need" to bare arms, then congratulations! You are part of the problem.

In the United States, guns are worshiped like a religion.
And until that changes, these mass shootings will never end.

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December 14, 2012

The Sandy Hook Elementary School in Newton Conneticut
became the site for the 8th mass shooting in the United States this year.

Two guys walked into a bar, the third guy ducked.

December 13, 2012

I want to give a shout out to one of the best bands to ever come out of Colorado Springs:
HYDROGEN SKYLINE.
This band has talent and style. Their music has meaning, it is powerful and harmonious.
We here at ihatepeacocks.com highly recommend that you check them out.
Click this to go their website:

Click this pic to Buy their Debut Album "Echoes in Retrospect" or their new album "Seek the Shade":

Also Check them out on FACEBOOK & YOUTUBE

Stuff

Joke of the Day:

This is hands down the funniest picture I have seen in at least 2-3 days.
Straight ass stolen from long time ihatepeacocks.com supporter John W. aka MadAssNews:

North Korea has launched it's first "something" into outer space.
Click this to read how that's working out for them:

Here is some Amazing Star Wars as Sports Teams Art from David Creighton-Pester aka WanderingBert.
Click the pic for more:

Here is a great photo set from Keith Farquhar called "Skin Texts"
Click to see them all (NSFW):

For the Lulz

I made this from a picture I found on reddit:

I'm a reasonable guy.
But, I've just experienced some very unreasonable things.

December 12, 2012

The Last Repetitive Date of our lifetimes:

And Speaking of which....

BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA is one of our favorite movies of all time.

I just got the Blu-Ray version of B.T.I.L.C and it is awesome.
Tons of Deleted Scenes and Extended scenes.
I recommend owning it.

Wait, what is that?

December 11, 2012

"If wishes were fishes, we'd all cast nets."

December 10, 2012

Stuff

Happy Monday

I watched a lot of MST3K last night, including the classic FUTURE WAR

This makes me laugh every time:

OK, I'm don't want to be a dick here but,
I'm pretty sure if Ian Curtis came back to life and saw this, he'd kill himself..again.

There is a pill for everything nowadays isn't there?
Click it to find the right one for you:

Are you a cause-head?
Do you feel the need to jump on every band-wagon that rolls thru the internet?
Sharing every post you come across?
Well, if so, click this to find out why:

Bless the Maker:

Here is my Roy Batty Kitty:

This sums up exactly why I don't watch The Big Bang Theory:

Given the choice, I think I'd take the A-10:

I want a new coat for Christmas:

And speaking of Christmas, I think it's going to be a white Christmas this year:

Snow

December 9, 2012

Snow has finally come to the Pikes Peak Region.

I dreamt of space again last night...

December 8, 2012

Taking off to the stars

Flying to Jupiter

Seeing Saturn:

Meeting the great blue giant

Heading out into the deep black to wander the unknown

A day that will live in Infamy for a few more years...

Decemeber 7th, 2012

Stuff

The Teaser Trailer for the Next Star Trek movie has been released.
It looks good, really good. But I am telling you right now, if that Sherlock dude is supposed to be Khan, I'm out.
Click this to watch:

Another totally True Internet Fact from your friends here at the ihatepeacocks.com command center:

This is a real petition. Click the pic to sign it!

Keeping it classy:

Ohhhh. This one gets me everytime...

Around the Horn

- From The Roman -

Michonne, why u so angry?

What.The.Fuck, over?

- From Serby The Oracle -

This makes any meal Divine:

- From Operative X -

The Clowning has begun:

- From OlmTreeHomeSted -

Agent OTHS and I joke a lot about the rash of conspiracy theory nut jobs in our town.
There seems to be a high population of folks that think if they government Chem-Trails don't kill them,
The Illuminati Drones sent in by the UN will.
Well, OTHS found this site. It is supposed to be serious, but really...
It's more like End of the World fan-fiction, that people think is REAL:

- From Agent Mulder -

A Glow in the Dark Star Wars tattoo...nuff said:

- From Sporky Romano -

Sporky has a posted a new video.
Go watch this shit....NOW:

- UnderTheMountainBunker.com -

UTMB.com was on point yesterday posting some many prolific memes
my computer was frozen in awe:

Looking for that perfect gift for that special someone in your life,
look no further:

I like the pretty lights

December 6, 2012

DUNE STUFF

I love those old Fremen sayings:

Curiosity has just beamed back a new pic from Mars:

Some Colorado Springs lulz

This day is soooo curve, it's almost pavement.

December 5, 2012

A HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY TO AGENT OLMTREEHOMESTED

OlmTreeHomeSted has done some amazing humanitarian work over the years.
But he may be best known for setting up Summer Camps for college girls in Colorado.

This

is creepy

I seem to be trying to OD on Natasha Khan
but it's just not possible.

December 4, 2012

Culture in Decline

I don't always agree with Peter Joseph, the man behind the Zeitgeist film trilogy,
but when I do, I tend to share it here:

Keep this quote in mind the next time you hear politicians talk about the economy or the fiscal cliff:

Who do you think our politicians work for? Certainly not "We the People"

When I got to my pain cave, The Beard is there waiting

A new work week filled with new opportunities
for getting out of doing any work

December 3, 2012

Recap

Click this to check out all of our Walking Dead goodies from last night's episode:

Just another Walking Dead Sunday

December 2, 2012

In honor of The Walking Dead's mid season finale tonight "Made to Suffer",
I chose this for the SOTD today.
And if you're a Neon Genesis Evangelion fan, you'll like the video that goes with it:

Where is the snow?

December 1, 2012

I am concerned with how warm Autumn has been so far.
There's been no snow to speak of here in Colorado.
I think it has something to do with Climate Change.
It's time to call CAPTAIN PLANET: