The All Day Zombie Café “All You Can Eat Buffet”
is now Sugar Free!

February 27th, 2009

The Show last night was FANTASTIC!
Darren Emerson is a very cool cat.

February 26th, 2009

Going to see Darren Emerson tonight in Denver.

February 23, 2009

Mmmm ...........Tasty

I've never seen someone so happy that they're about to become Zombie Food.



Bastard Big Blue Butt Blooming Birds Beware!

February 22nd, 2009

 As I am typing this, I am watching the Oscars.
They haven't announced what the best picture is, but I am assuming
it will be Slumdog Millionare. It's won everything else so far.
(Danny Boyle just got Best Director)
I am stoked about this guy winning though.
He really deserves it.
It just goes to show you, if you play THE JOKER on the big screen, you get a gold statue.

February 21st, 2009

Been offline for a bit. But now I'm back.
First off, here is the funniest pic I've seen in a while from Steve C in San Fran.


Next, fashion fascinates me.
Like, "What the Fuck? Someone is going to wear that?"

Finally, it's Haircut Day!
Serby tried to make a peacock but I just don't have enough hair for
it to really show.

February 16th, 2009

I hate peacocks and they know it.
Today I was at the Denver Zoo and came across a few peacocks.
This one saw me coming and pissed itself as it ran away in fear.
Another Victory for me against my mortal enemies in
The Battle for World Domination!



Riding the Gothic Bus back into the Darkness

February 13, 2009

This is my Holiday

February 12, 2009

Dark Skies Lie Ahead...

Pole Stands against the clouds

Deep Clouds

February 11, 2009

"28 days:06 hours:42 minutes:12 seconds That is when the world will end"
-Frank from Donnie Darko

My new desk ornament:

February 10, 2009

 I'm coming up on infrared, there is no running that can hide you,
Cause I can see in the dark.
I'm coming up on infrared, forget your running, I will find you.

February 9, 2009

I wish my lawn was Emo so it would cut itself!

For all of you Emo Kids under the age of 20,
you missed the Gothic Bus by about 15 years.
For all you Emo Kids over the age of 20,
Get a job and quit wearing your sister's pants.

Stupid Emo:


Adorable Creatures with Unacceptable Features

February 7, 2009

On the Photo Hunt today and it's also
Haircut Day!

This side was a Rainbow:

This side was a checkerboard.

February 6, 2009

Ummm....What the Fuck?
I know some folks like bacon, but this is just fucked up.

February 5, 2009

The world is just not as groovy anymore.
Lux Interior has gone on to the next world.
I will never see another Bikini Girl with a Machine and not think of him!

R.I.P. LUX! 

February 4, 2009

Root Canal number 3 of 3 complete.
Now it is couchtime with my friends Vicodin, Jack Daniels and John Woo!

Fucking Classic

February 3, 2009

So I was watching Grindhouse: Planet Terror tonight.
God, I love that movie.
Favorite scene tonight, when the female Doctor gets on the back of the bike
with Rose McGowan.

"What's your name?" "Cherry." "Mmmm, yes it is...."
So, here's to you Cherry Darling

And here's to you Rose McGowan


If I was in World War 2, they'd call me Spitfire!


Star Wars does odd things to people:

February 2, 2009

Piss Poor mood today. No real reason.
The world pisses me off sometimes.
I'm just filled with a Nihilistic kind of desire to tear it all down.

ni·hil·ism (n-lzm, n-)

1. Philosophy
a. An extreme form of skepticism that denies all existence.
b. A doctrine holding that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated.
2. Rejection of all distinctions in moral or religious value and a willingness to repudiate all previous theories of morality or religious belief.
3. The belief that destruction of existing political or social institutions is necessary for future improvement.
4. also Nihilism A diffuse, revolutionary movement of mid 19th-century Russia that scorned authority and tradition and believed in reason, materialism, and radical change in society and government through terrorism and assassination.
5. Psychiatry A delusion, experienced in some mental disorders, that the world or one's mind, body, or self does not exist.

February 1, 2009

That was a close one, but in the end, The Steelers Reign Supreme!

Superbowl Sunday.
Normally I don't give a shit about football unless it has something to do with
the Browns or the Steelers.
Well, since the Steelers are in the big game, I guess I'll just have to watch.

Look at this ugly son of a bitch. I wish the Cardnials Luck.
Not with winning but with staying alive.