February 2011's Home Page Updates Archive


End of the Month Darlings, let's have some randoms

February 28, 2011

Song of the Day:
Slayer - World Painted Blood (Live on Jimmy Kimmel)

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Attack of the Random



Happy Birthday to Nutsin, Baby A and Happy 83 to the Oscars

February 27, 2011

Song of the Day:
Blue Bear - Dead of Night

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FOOD FIGHT

Which Cereal will reign supreme?

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Little Orphan Ani........Skywalker


Happy Birthday to our Dad!

February 26, 2011

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Interesting Facts about the Birthday Song:

In 1935, "Happy Birthday to You" was copyrighted as a work for hire by Preston Ware Orem for the Summy Company.
A new company, Birch Tree Group Limited, was formed to protect and enforce the song's copyright.
In 1998 the rights to "Happy Birthday to You" and its assets were sold to The Time-Warner Corporation.
In March 2004, Warner Music Group was sold to a group of investors led by Edgar Bronfman Jr.
The company continues to insist that one cannot sing the "Happy Birthday to You" lyrics for profit without paying royalties:
in 2008, Warner collected about $5000 per day ($2 million per year) in royalties for the song.

Basiscally, if you want to sing the song on TV, in a movie or "cover it" you have to pay these bastards $5K-$10k.
WTF?


So many things to see and do

February 25, 2011

Song of the Day:
Underworld - Born Slipp .NUXX

On Thrusday, 2/24/2011, TIME Magazine named the top 25 soundtracks of all time.
Trainspotting was #23 and let's face it, that means Underworld.
Read the article by clicking the pic below. Thanks to Agent OlmTreeHomeSted for finding this.


There is a ton of new Underworld news, inculding a new Soundtrack to Frankenstein, new tours and new music.
Check out BornDirty.org to keep up on all the latest.

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Attack of the [semi] RANDOM

Did you watch Community last night.
It was another choice episode.
Click the pic to watch the best part:

I'm worried for that pig.

Even though he isn't hosting the Oscars, Ricky Gervais wrote a script for the hosts to read:

Anonymous strikes Colbert Report!

'The Daily Show' Takes On Republicans vs. Planned Parenthood

Another Runaway General: Army Deploys Psy-Ops against U.S. Senators

From Agent X:

The Republicants are NUTTERS

Let's attack the Unions. That will be our way of thanking them
for giving us working folks things like The Weekend & 8 hour work days.

Truly to behold - the new income gap‏


Happy Birthday to my Wonderful Woman

February 24, 2011

It is official, Flogging Molly is going to play in Colorado Springs in May.
This is good news and even cooler when you consider they are skipping Denver to play in the Springs.
Take that Denver.
Click the pic below for ticket info.


Michael Biehn is making a Grindhouse Movie
and Rammstein is coming to America.
This will be a day long remembered.

February 23, 2011

Song of the Day:
Rammstein - Ich Will

RAMMSTEIN is going to be touring the US for the first time in 10 years.
This is a big deal because seeing them live is fucking amazing and kind of scary.
I saw them in 2001 and they blew me away....with FIRE.
They are not coming to Colorado, but in May, they are ending their tour in Vegas.
Agent X and I are going to try and go see this finale concert.
Click the pic for more tour dates.

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Stop the press!
Michael Biehn has written and directed a Grindhouse Movie called: THE VICTIM.
H-O-L-Y S-H-I-T

Click the poster above to check out the Official Website and be sure to
watch the R Rated Trailer (full of Sex, Violence & Blood) on the homepage.

Click the pic below to watch a grip of video interviews on Fearnet.com
with Michael Biehn and hotties Jennifer Blanc and Danielle Harris.

Click this pic to get to know "The Victim" thanks , again, to FearNet.com.

I can not stress to you how fucking cool this is.
Again, MICHAEL BIEHN has written and directed a Grindhouse Flick.
Click this pic to check out our Michael Biehn page.
**Please note, I will be adding major stuff to the Michael Biehn page very soon**

Be sure to check out Michael Biehn's other Horror Movie coming out, in major release, soon...
BEREAVEMENT


In 21st Century America, Money is the root of all of our problems

February 22, 2011

Video of the Day:
Dollar Bill


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Well, speaking of Money, Denver will be losing a 2 citizens that are going to New York...
for more money and "the chance" to play with a better team.
Call me old fashioned, but I thought you worked hard to make a team great
and not jump ship when it gets rough or doesn't go the way the "hype" says it should.
This is no where near what LeBron did, but it bums me out it played out the way it did for the Nuggets.
Agent X wrote a pretty good blog about this, check out his take here.


And yes, I know Mr. Anthony spells it Melo, I thought it would be funnier spelled like Jell-O!

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Would you care for a nice hot cup of Cthulhu Cappuccino?

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I am all for cool tattoos. Especially Sci-Fi ones.
But what the hell is this?
I love Star Trek but what a waste of 2 perfectly beautiful breasts.
This is NOT logical.


3 things at first I thought sucked & was totally wrong about:
Harry Potter, Chipotle, and Iron Maiden

February 21, 2011

Song of the Day:
Iron Maiden - These Colors Don't Run (LIVE in Denver 6/14/2010)


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At the end of Return of the Jedi, did you think the Emperor died?
WRONG.
Click the pic to find out what happened.

(An oldie but awesome. Thanks to Stahlwalker for reminding me)

Darth Maul didn't have many lines in Episode One.
But....
Click the pick to hear his advice on how to attract the ladies:

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Man Killed by Pet Spider, Eaten by Creepy Crawlies
 

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From the Desk of Agent X

The 10 Worst Speed Trap Cities in America (our city is #4)

Balloon Girl 2011

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For The Roman:
Alex Ross does Star Wars


Once again, it's time for
Space Commander vs. The Gigantic Spiders

February 20, 2011

Song of the Day:
The Doctor Who Themes 1963 - 2010 (Every Doctor Who Theme)

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Some Pictures I made.

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Sunday evening as seen from my porch

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From Tumblr:


Can't think of anything cool to type so I'll go with this

February 19, 2011

Song of the Day:
Daft Punk - Solar Sailer (Basic Slack Remix)

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This site is addictive.
I clicked the button 47 times before I could stop:

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I want to go to Cthulhu University

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Who's a fucking Bad Ass?
The guy on the gas pump, Micahel Biehn, that's who.


The ringing of the division bell had begun

February 18, 2011

Song of the Day:
Pink Floyd - High Hopes




There will never be another band like Pink Floyd.
They will always be one of my favorites.

David Gilmour is my favorite guitarist.
And his vocals are pure ethereal bliss.

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From C_Small:

"Something to help with your Zombie fetish and a happy ending"

For the Fetish:
DEAD ISLAND

And here's the funny:



Takes me everything I have to give all that I can

February 17, 2011

Song of the Day:
Flogging Molly - Punch Drunk Grinning Soul

When I'm having a day lost in the blue, this song helps.
Watch the whole video and never be afraid to ask for help.
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Flogging Molly is on tour. I hope to have some cool news for on that later this week.
In the meantime, check out their new Green 17 eCard.
Give them your email and get a free MP3.


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If you are on Facebook,
Click this to head to the bottom of the page and "Like" us, damn it!

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I love Cornell West.
Click the pic to read some choice quotes from him (& others) from last Friday's Real Time with Bill Maher

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From the Desk of Agent X:

EAT THE RICH

Nice - no WMDs...not a shocker...‏

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Head over to Stahlwalker.com to see why you need to boycott January Jones.

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OK, who poked the holes in the sun this time?

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An Issue with Math Problems......

An old man in Saudi Arabia dies and his 3 sons are reading his will which consists of all of his earthly possessions…his 17 camels.

The will states…

· My oldest son may receive ½ of my camels

· My middle son 1/3

· And my youngest son 1/9 of my camels

The brothers gather around the camel corral to divvy up the 17 camels and cannot come up with a solution that serves their father’s last wish since 17 is not a number that can be evenly divided using the above fractions.
They have made the decision not to cut up the camels.


Finally a neighbor comes along on his camel and offers the following solution…

· ”Take my camel so that you have 18, he is old and has a wonky hump” (OK…I made up that last part).

· Now oldest son, take your 9 camels (1/2 of 18 = 9)

· Middle son, take your 6 camels (1/3 of 18 = 6)

· Youngest son, take your 2 camels (1/9 of 18 = 2)

· Now I will take this left over camel as a replacement for the one I gave (9+6+2=17…plus the extra equals 18)


Hmmmm…I’ll also have you know that when you attempt to run the math with a calculator (17 x ½) + (17 x 1/3) + (17 x 1/9) the answer is 16, not 17.

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Something Old, Something New, Some things Stolen,
and Some things Blue

February 16, 2011

Song of the Day:
Nine Inch Nails - Closer
The Spock Kirk Gay Love Video Version
care of Mr. Cleveland from Philly:

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Here is some more funny from Mr. Cleveland from Philly

And here is some more random funny lifted from numerous Tumblr sites:

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Some new shirts for you, well, really for me.

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NERD HEARTBREAK

From The New Doctor Who, series 2 Episode 12 "Army of Ghosts"

Rose: (voiceover) Planet Earth. This is where I was born. And this is where I died. The first nineteen years of my life, nothing happened. Nothing at all, not ever. And then I met a man called 'The Doctor'. A man who could change his face. And he took me away from home in his magical machine. He showed me the whole of time and space. I thought it would never end.
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The Doctor: How long are you going to stay with me?
Rose: Forever.
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Rose: (voiceover) That's what I thought. But then came the army of ghosts, then came Torchwood and the war. That's when it all ended. This is the story of how I died.

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So Tragic.


Things aren't what they seem & what you know is probably wrong

February 15, 2010

Songs of the Day:
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - O'Children

I know I posted this as the Song of the Day back on Novemeber 20th,
but it really fits my mood right now as well.

And so does this song
(which I have posted another version of before)

Michael Andrews & Gary Jules - Mad World [alternate version]

Have you ever checked the Donnie Darko website?

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A quick little Star Wars thing I made using a picture that was floating around Tumblr yesterday:

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All is not what you think it is


Did you know the Hugo Boss was the same company that made ALL of the Nazi SS uniforms?
Don't believe me? Fine, click thier logo or look it up yourself.


Bayer is the company best known for their Aspirin.


But did you know they invented heroin?


I'll bet you didn't know that they also manufactured Zyklon B for the Nazis?
And I'll also bet you didn't know that they used Salve Labor (Jews from the Camps) to do it either?

Now, these companies are not Nazis nowadays (that we know of).
Hugo Boss died in 1948.
Bayer executives were sentenced to prison by the Nuremberg War Crimes Tribunal.

But next time you get a headache or want to buy some fancy clothes,
Keep these two companies in mind and AVOID them.
I will.

Oh,  if you're in the market for a car, did you know Hitler
started the 3rd largest automobile company in the world?
The People's Car aka Volkswagen.

(For the record, I own & drive a VW Jetta.
So, while I do own a vehicle from the car comapny Hitler started, at least it's not a Beetle. 
In all fairness, VW has done good things and is a good company.
They didn't make war machines for the Nazis or help kill millions like Bayer.
It just sucks that their founder was pretty much the worst person to ever walk the earth.)

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These pictures will blow your mind. Click the pic to see them all:


It's Valentine's Day & tonight at The Pit
EVERYONE GETS LAID!

February 14, 2011

Songs of the Day:
#1 My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - Sex on Wheelz

Droz says it best:

Download an MP3 Sample of Droz here

#2 My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - Daisy Chain for Satan:

Nothing says Valentines Day like Zombies

Yummy

FACT:
The best thing you can give
your partner for Valentine's Day is an

 Orgasm


Did you know?
You can use old motor oil to fertilize your lawn

February 13, 2011

Song of the Day:
The Dust Brothers - This is your life (Featuring Tyler Durden)

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Saturday afternoon as seen from my porch

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Another Round of

ATTACK OF THE RANDOM!

I do hate Andy Warhol, but these aren't that bad:

Johnny Depp eating fried chicken in a cemetery with David "Dr. Who" Tennant. Huh.



Chinese Hot Mustard vapor locks your face with pain

February 12, 2011

Song of the Day:
DVDA - David Kelley, TV Warrior

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Here's a shirt I want to get:

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Agent X has a new Rant published on his blog.
Check it out:

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Attack of the Random


(Christina Hendricks in Firefly.....Thank you Joss Whedon)


(Click for the uncensored version of each of these)


"Automated phone systems... ugh! I'm going to make my own.
To suck my taint, press 1. That's all it's gonna say."
-Lindy Starr 2/11/2011

February 11, 2011

Song of the Day:
Sleigh Bells - Infinity Guitars

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Just in case you were wondering,
Lindy Starr is an independent horror movie star, model, dancer and simply one bad-ass chick from Colorado.
She fucking rocks!

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Starfest is just a little over 2 months away.
Are you going?
We sure as hell are!

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The Oscars could actually be worth watching this year if "Exit Through The Gift Shop" wins.
What am I talking about, well click the pic below to find out:

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The Church of Scientology is fucking weird.
Here are 2 articles you should read so you know how to spot these crackpots and avoid them.
[Yes Tom Cruise, I am talking to you. BTW, When are you coming out by the way?]
CLICK THE PICS!

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Cleveland What Happened?


Trying something new is good, but beware the Bone Char

February 10, 2011

Song of the Day:
White Lies - Holy Ghost

(I'm really bad about trying out new music like this. I'm not sure I totally like it
But it is something new to me that is not Metal, Trash or Electronic)

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So I've been saying this book is the shit since December.
But now the Huffington Post wants to jump on the bandwagon.
Regardless, check it out:


Thanks to this book, I learned what Bone Char is:

Read the Wikipedia article by clicking the pic.
And if you are a veg-head of any kind, you might want to read
the second bullet point under "Uses" in the article and then think
twice before you buy "refined" sugar.

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Some Choice Videos

from The Roman:

Found this one by mistake, but I think it's funny as hell:

And lastly, new music from The Lonely Island:

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On the Political Front, Agent X is keeping his eye on the 'Evil-Doers'

"Classic"

Tenn. GOP lawmaker credits Hooters for success

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"Racist pigs who still refer to the Civil War as ‘the War of Northern Aggression.’
Ladies and gentleman, the base of the GOP!"

Miss. license plate proposed to honor KKK leader

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"And of course…Craigslist fools a GOP member. That’s some family values!
I wonder if he was trying to be like the Hoff with that pic."

NY Rep. Lee resigns after shirtless photo surfaces


"Love that GOP"

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From Agent X's Better Half, Truth in Movie Posters:



To lazy to post anything for reals

February 9, 2011

Song of the Day is also the Video of the Day:
Teletubbies dancing to Soft Cell's Sex Dwarfs

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Check out our TUMBLR page by clicking the pic:

Here is some stuff I found or posted on TUMBLR:

This is the Kid from the VW Star Wars Commercial.
Amazing how much he looks like Mark Hamill:

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In the future I envision, people love machines

February 8, 2011

Song of the Day:
Yoko Kana with ORIGA - Rise

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Check out the brand new ihatepeacocks.com blog on Tumblr.
ihatepeacocks.tumblr.com
We will be posting stuff from our daily updates there as well.
So if you are a Tumblr, follow us.

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How can anyone NOT like Community on NBC?
This show is so fucking funny, I often piss my pants while watching, 2-3 times an episode.
Take last week's episode, Ken Jeong as a Dark Mage Elf thing, PRICELESS!

Last's week D&D Episode may be the first time in history that Dungeons & Dragons was actually cool.
Check out this vid of Annie's Character "Well Endowed Hector"

Click this pic for more on Community:

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Got this off of GEEK-LEET-IST on Tumblr.
That little blog's got some sweet geek sheeyot.
(It's not that He-Man costume that makes me laugh, it's the leash on him. WTF there Dad?)

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Patrick Swayze may be dead, but his Legend lives on....as a mullet.
Check this out from Steele Dawn:

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Wanna read about a Bad Ass taking a stand, check this out.
30 thugs versus 1 Indian Solider and his sword.
Sure, everyone got robbed in the end, but one dude took a stand against 30 armed robbers.
That takes balls.


What do you hear Starbuck?
Nothing but the Rain.
Grab your gun and bring in the cat.

February 7, 2011

Song of the Day:
Two Steps From Hell - Freedom Fighters

Be sure to check out the ihatepeacocks.com playlist on YouTube

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The Super Bowl is over, we all know who won.
But did you see what happened after the game?

For my team, there is always next season.....

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I miss Mystery Science Theater 3000.
But, RiffTrax kind of fills that void.

RiffTrax does Inception:

RiffTrax Does The Dark Knight:

RiffTrax does Pirates of the Caribbean:

RiffTrax does Alien:

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I miss Battlestar Galactica.
After the Steelers got flushed in the Super Bowl, there was NOTHING on TV.
Sure, there were programs & movies but they all sucked.
(Maybe I am watching too much TV, but I'll address that later)
I ended up watching the 3 part Series Finale "Daybreak".
You know what, BSG was a Damn Good Show.
SO SAY WE ALL!

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Here's a pretty sweet ass T-Shirt site I haven't checked out in a while.
Glennz Tees:



Are ya reeedy fer some foooball?

February 6, 2011

Song of the Day:
The Legendary Shack Shakers - Pinetree Boogie

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It's Super Bowl Sunday.
The Steelers vs The Packers.
I am rooting for the Browns, but since they aren't in it,
I am going to root for the Steelers.
After all, they beat the Ravens, my least favorite team.

Here is some important info about Steelers Fans:

Here is some important info about Packers Fans:

And here is a Star Wars take on Football:

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Neil deGrasse Tyson ROCKED on Real Time with Bill Maher on Friday Night!

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Been doing my own version of Midnight Movies this past week.
I posted about The Thing yesterday.
Here are the other movies I have watched lately:

Deadline
This one sucked. Don't bother with it.

Lifeforce
Cheesy but cool in that 80's non-mainstream Sci-Fi kind of way:

Starship Troopers
A bit over the top & poorly acted, but its satire of War is dead on:

DUNE
What can I say, I love this movie.
Ever since I got the Special Edition with both versions on DVD,
I watch one version or another at least once a week.

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TRON Legacy DVD News:
There are a boat load of versions coming out.
Click here for Amazon.com's list.
And click the pic to read more on TRON-Sector.
Rumor has it there is a Remix Soundtrack on the way.

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Saturday afternoon as seen from my porch


Se til helvete og kom dere vekk.
Det er ikke en bikkje, det er en slags ting!

February 5, 2011

Song of the Day:
Dropkick Murphys - Johnny, I hardly knew Ya

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I watched The Thing last night.
Still one of my favorite movies of all time.
But after watching it dozens of times over the years,
I still didn't know what 'The Norwegian' was saying to them at the beginning.
But now, thanks to some hardcore fans on IMDB, I know.

"Se til helvete og kom dere vekk. Det er ikke en bikkje, det er en slags ting!
Det imiterer en bikkje, det er ikke virkelig!
Kom dere vekk, idioter!"

This is translates to:
"Get the hell outta there. That's not a dog, it's some sort of thing!
It's imitating a dog, it isn't real!
Get away, you idiots!"

Too bad they didn't speak Norwegian.

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Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?
Tomorrow is the big day.
Here's some Football stuff to tide you over until the big game.

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Test of Manhood

Do you have what it takes to make it thru all ten minutes of this Super-Shitty Movie Clip?
If you do, you will be less of a person for it.
Pretty much, this is a lose-lose scenario.

WAR OF THE ROBOTS

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I love our Local Free Paper:



Here's a shout-out to The Roman's ankle......HEAL!

February 4, 2011

The Roman broke his ankle while fighting soccer ninjas this past Sunday.
Don't worry, he killed them all.
But they gave him this souvenir:

Fucking Soccer Ninjas.

Today's song of the day goes out to The Roman:
Refused - New Noise

(Hopefully when the cast comes off, you can start dancing to all the wrong songs again)

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The Roman did send this video to share with the world:

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So, if you're like me, you're thinking to yourself:
"Hey, wasn't it 25 years ago this year that Chernobyl lost its shit and fucked Russia with radiation?
Yeah, it was 25 years ago this year.
Hmmmmmmm, wonder what those Meltdown Mutants are up to now-a-days?"

Well, wonder no more people. Click the pic below to check in with our glowing Russian friends.

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There seems to be a lot of Celebrity Skin flying around lately.
Olvia Wilde in FHM, Olivia Munn in Maxim and Kim Kardashian in W magazine.
First off, the 2 Olivia's, that's good stuff.
If Quorra wants to show skin for France, I say YES!

If Ms. Munn wants to show skin to those of us who are not JT, RAD!

But Kim Kardashian, you are a stupid whore.

You took naked photos for a Magazine and then complain that they published them.
Seriously, you are Dumb.
Besides, every man that's not in some Christian Cult, has seen your boring ass sex tape.
And you are a Whore.
We all know your ass, as in your actual ass, is fake.

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Snitches get Stitches, bitches

February 3, 2011

Song of the Day:
Low - Hatchet (Optimimi Version)

Speaking of Low, they have a new album, "C'Mon" , coming out in April.
From their website, you can download or stream the new track "Try to Sleep" for free.
Click the pic to check it out:

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New friend J_ _ F  Mo_ _ e sent me this video.
It is awesome & rad:

Just in case this gets pulled off of youtube, click here to download an iPod/iPhone ready version.

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C_Small sent this in from The Onion.
Fucking FUNNY
(We all know a Meth Head. And we love them just the same as we would any crack head.
Don't discriminate junkies, love them all equally.)

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I found this sweet photo blog-ish site while searching for something else.
Check it out, lots of good stuff on it:

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Random Street Art of the Day:

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The Real Reason the Ewoks beat the Empire in ROTJedi

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If you wanna eat food created in the 7th Circle of Hell
Try Balut, Escamoles & Casu Marzu

February 2, 2011

Song of the Day:
David Bowie - The Heart's Filthy Lesson (Trent Reznor Remix)

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Um.....Let's just say, people will eat some fucked up shit.
Some might say delicacy but I say puke-burgers sound better.
Here are three foods that need to go back to hell.
I am not going to decribe them here, so click the pic for more info.
Why anyone would eat any of these is well beyond me unless they want to vomit.....forever!

Balut

Escamoles

Casu Marzu

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Now, if you want something super tasty & is considered a very rare delicacy, try some
Olivia Munn


Mmmmmmmmmm......

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The Original 501st circa 1976


Our Tacos contains way more peacock than Taco Bell's

February 1, 2011

Song of the Day:
My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult - Daisy Chain 4 Satan

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So I was watching "Chelsea Lately" last night and for once,
she actually had someone on I wanted to see: Kevin Smith.
He was there to plug his newest movie Red State.
He is also taking his movie on the road, giving fans a chance to screen it
before it makes its big Hollywood debut in October.
Watch the Interview by click the picture above and the picture below will make more sense:

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This made me laugh:

I found the above pic on this site, which is a pretty cool little site:

Go check it out, filled with lots of Sci-Fi goodies running the gambit from Blade Runner to Brave New World!

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Chick-Fil-A is an evil and bigoted company



They are in league with many of the worst anti-gay marriage groups out there.
"The restaurant will gladly feed homosexuals gobs of chicken sandwiches, after all.
But when it comes to marriage, Chick-fil-A believes strongly that same-sex couples just don't deserve equal rights."
We here at ihatepeacocks.com believe in equal rights for all.
So as of today, we are officially saying FUCK YOU to Chick-Fil-A.
They will never receive my money again. And we encourage all of you to never eat there again.
[**On a sad note, my work today passed out free Chick-Fil-A Sandwiches.
I ate it as I read the article above. I will never eat from there again.**]

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Pictures like this make me want to like Pandas:


Mood's a thing for cattle and love play

January 31, 2011

Sample of the Day:

Song of the Day:
David Lynch - Good Day Today (Underworld Classic Remix)

Click here to buy the full version from Amazon.com for only $0.99

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Chicken-Shit Asteroid Veers Away At Last Minute:

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From John Dies at the End's David Wong,
How Breakfast Cereal Mascots Brainwashed You:

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This shit cracks me up, fake or not, it is funny:

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Falcon Punch:

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"He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing"

Dune word of the day:

Fedaykin


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