I Really Do Hate Peacocks
This is a Peacock.
I hate Peacocks!
Peacocks Are Evil
Beware for they will eat your Children
I scared the piss out of this peacock, literally!
Naturally then I hate anything or anyone that associates with peacocks
Stupid Ass Birds
Did you know that they come in Albino too?
The Double Whammy
Movie & Board Game characters
And therefore this shirt
Fuck you NBC
I don't know what I dislike more:
This poodle dressed up like a peacock
or the sick bastards that dressed it that way.
I love breasts. I love nipples.
I love burlesque, I love nipple pasties.
But peacock nipple pasties.
WHY GOD WHY?
You have gone too far!
See the world thru the eyes of a peacock
Try them on and you too can look like a tool
Did you know that other creatures in nature that bare the name peacock
Fuck them too!
Cheesy 80's music?
Look at this D-bag.
Even if his name wasn't peacock, he'd still suck
Promising College Hoops Star?
Zach Peacock is just a pawn being used by the filthy peacock empire
to help overthrow mankind.
Poor diluted bastard doesn't even know it.
Look at this lamp.
Not only is it frickin' weird
but you just know that some crazy old cat lady has it in her living room.